let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

(Source: thhot)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

sorry:

I’ve just watched this film about a parasite mutation which means they live in humans and then eat them from the inside and eat their way out

im physically scarred for life

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat